And what did you do . . .

in the war, Mr Hamas?

“I showed the world how ruthless, destructive tand vengeful the Israelis could be, destoying homes, schools, hospitals, mosques, and over 6, 000 of ‘my people’s’ lives.

And how many Israeli tanks did you disable or destroy?

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And how many Israeli mortar or machine gun platoons did you successfully attack?”

“- - -”

And how many Israeli soldiers did you kill?

“13?”

“Are you sure those deaths were not 'friendly fire' accidents?”

“- - -”

Did you not have an advantage in urban warfare?

“We chose not to endanger our loyal and innocent civilian population.”

Ah.

Do you think you have performed militarily as well as Hezbollah during the Israeli invasion of Southern Lebanon?

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What exactly have you achieved?

“The people of Palestine know now for certain that Israel is their enemy forever, that they will never be able to be assured of living in peace and will always be threatened by them.”

Were they not aware of this before?
So what else have you achieved?

“The embargo that will be instituted by Israel, Egypt and the West will further reduce the situation of the Palestinian population.”

Yes. And so?

“They will become yet more angry and militant and rise up in their masses to support Hamas and attack the Israeli occupiers.”

As they have in this last few weeks?

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You will be calling elections to confirm this support?

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Well, and now, Mrs Hamas, how did you and your children enjoy the war?